Nothing But Ads

September 12, 2010 at 4:31 am (Photo Gallery)

Because nothing says beauty like milkweed.

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Several years later. The gum may be fine, but it looks like someone’s using too much Ingram’s Rouge.

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It must be true. Why would a cigarette company lie?

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And if your little girl does shoot herself, your six dollars will be cheerfully refunded.

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The subtle approach.

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Mailed in a plain package, so the mailman won’t laugh at you.

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Big Dick has never been more affordable!

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– – – Christopher Snowden


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3 Comments

  1. Jennifer said,

    “Get Big Dick and be envied by every boy in town”

    *bites lip*

    That life insurance ad is deplorable. *laughs* Just awful!

    • unkvid said,

      That life insurance ad makes me laugh too. I’m glad I’m not the only one here who’s going to hell!

      • Jennifer said,

        Nope, you’ll definitely have company. =D

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